Well since 2006 we’ve known Mel Gibson hates Jews, and likes to say “Sugar-tits” Lots crazy but, after a while, we filed it under “shit happens”
Just as he was getting parts again, just as we as a Nation had almost forgotten, just as we were, dare I even say, making a joke about it (see Ricky Gervais at The 67th Golden Globes)….BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mel explodes like an I.E.D. full of F-bombs, N-bombs, rape, and hatred for fake tits and tight clothing.
In his “rant”, he accused his poor girlfriend/mother of his child of having fake boobs. How can he not tell?
He swears she lied to him and said they were real, but he swears they are not real and she swears they are real and he goes back to being “unsure” about the “real” state of her breasts. He either has the biggest cock in the world and never got near them while making the kid or was so happy to even see tits that the feel was lost on him completely.
Next he complained her clothes were so tight you could see her “pussy” from behind. As a woman I would like to point out that if it’s tight enough what you can see from behind looks a lot like what a Barbie doll might look like nude. Smooth as can be and hardly indecent.
Either way I feel bad for the poor kid. Holy shit balls his dad is fucking mad and God help us all should he try for lil’ Adolf #2.
Now to be fair, there is a chance the kid’s cool but lets not roll those dice again okay? Not until his DNA gets a little scrubbing and a shit-ton of help from Dr. Drew.
Now here’s my question… How many chances does one guy get?
Personally I am finished with him. Unless It’s for comedic purposes I have no reason to give a shit about his career. Therefore… box-office wise? Nope, not gonna happen dude. Sorry but I wouldn’t want to risk getting raped by a pack of you while out seeing your next flick, should one ever be made.
Maybe he and Lohan can do each others nails and whine about how it’s “not fair” while he calls her sugar-tits and she tells him what pussy really looks like from behind. Or….. Maybe he could retire.
Move to Boca….Oh wait there are Jews there…um…. Get a little place in Texas maybe? His positive outlook on life fits…. Nope packs of N****** in the South for sure….. that takes out most of the US and most countries……. Hmm…..Mars perhaps? He could shoot another Mad Max there. Do Martians have fake tits or wear clothes? Do they come in different colors? Would he try to takeover the world Hitler/The Day The Earth Stood Still style if sent to another planet?
All I know for sure is this: Mel Gibson, you are a huge asshole. Don’t believe me take a listen for yourself.